In case you’re hiring, Times Square car bomb suspect Faisal Shahzad’s resume is now available on the web:

Faisal Shahzad Resume, CV

Here’s a quick resume update that Faisal Shahzad hasn’t yet had time to complete since he’s a little tied up right now:

— Developed new incendiary methodologies for cars that won’t blow up

— Successfully tested and analyzed ‘No Fly List’ efficiency under extreme pressure

— Volunteered and initiated communications with concerned governmental parties

— Tried out for the new reality TV show, Worlds Biggest Loser.” and lost.

— Presently undertaking a much needed sabbatical within a gated community


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