Remain Calm: Facebook Is Not Shutting Down on March 15
Too bad, you’ll just have to delete all those drunk party photos yourself now
The rumor: Facebook Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will shut down on March 15 because he finds running the company “too stressful.”
If Facebook shut down, there would be nobody left to kiss up to Mark Zuckerberg.
Yahoo doesn’t want all the freeloaders who just want free blogs and image uploaders.