Levi Johnston sure has come a long way from the redneck hockey player we featured last summer with his infamous MySpace quote:

Levi Johnston Naked in Playgirl

Levi Johnston, Baby Daddy
Levi Johnston, Baby Daddy
Levi Johnston, the guy who got Sarah Palin’ daughter pregnant and now has to marry her in order to save the election for John McCain, had his MySpace page taken down due to what might be called a few very embarrassing quotes. These statements put to lie the urban myth that Americas #1 teen pregnancy was anything but an accident, and was an all too predictable result of the failure of abstinence education in general. The upcoming nuptials (before election day) likely to be the first high tech shotgun wedding in history, and when he does you can be sure it will be broadcast live on CNN. But the words hat are said before a scandal breaks out usually don’t lie, even when they are posted on MySpace:

“I’m a f**kin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f**kin’ chillin’ I guess. Ya f*ck with me I’ll kick ass.”Status: “In a relationship.”
Children: “I don’t want kids.”

The good news: Not only does he now have a kid, but now they both have pictures of them butt naked on a bear rug!


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