Donald Trump release his own unofficial birth certificate which proves he was born in…Jamaica?


Why Trump is using the Birther Movement in a Cynical attempt to Launch his Presidential Campaign and Boost ratings for The Apprentice

Fact: 51% or Republicans believe that President Obama was not born in the United States.

Fact: 100% of them are lying, stupid, and wrong.

Fact: Republican candidates have used this myth to make themselves more appealing to the ignorant (and all too often racist) masses of people who know in their hearts that Obama is American but cannot stand to admit that the President of the USA is a black man.

Fact: Donald Trump, having never before questioned Barack Obama’s citizenship, is suddenly very, very, concerned about a fake issue now that he wants to be taken seriously as a Republican candidate.

Fact: The current Governor of Hawaii Neil Abercrombie was friends with Obama’s parents when Obama was born in Hawaii (note to paranoid birthers: he wasn’t the Governor back then, nor did Obama’s parents know he would someday be Governor and their son the President).

Fact: Gov. Abercrombie has repeatedly said he clearly remembers when Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961:

“What bothers me is that some people who should know better are trying to use this for political reasons,” said Abercrombie, 72. “Maybe I’m the only one in the country that could look you right in the eye right now and tell you, ‘I was here when that baby was born.’ “

Fact: Neil Abercrombie, a native of Buffalo, N.Y., arrived in 1959 to study sociology at the University of Hawaii. As a teaching assistant, he met and befriended Obama’s father, a native of Kenya.

Fact: Obama’s mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, was born in Kansas and met and married his father, also named Barack, when the two were college students in Hawaii. Obama was born at Kapi’olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital in Honolulu on Aug. 4, 1961.

Fact: Barack Obama has produced proof of his citizenship, and his birth announcement appeared in several Hawaiian newspapers just days after his birth–the timing of which Trump says is suspicious, as if Obama’s parents just did that after smuggling him into Hawaii in order to get him citizenship.  When was the birth announcement supposed to happen, before he was born?

Fact: A multimillionaire developer and reality TV show star has overnight, become a leading voice of the “birther” movement, proving how shallow, stupid, and lost the entire right-wingnut political movement has become.

Fact: Donald Trump is either stupid or he is lying when he says: “It’s inconceivable that, after four years of questioning, the president still hasn’t produced his birth certificate,” Trump told Newsmax. “I’m just asking President Obama to show the public his birth certificate. Why’s he making an issue out of this?” Obama has produced an official birth certificate three years ago.

Fact: After announcing “It took me one hour to get my birth certificate.” Donald Trump proceeded to produce a “fake” unofficial  birth certificate, the ones that hospitals hand out to relatives like Coney Island souvenirs, not the official one anyone born in New York has received.

Note to The Donald: The Offical Ones In New York City Look Like This:

New york city birth certificate

Below is what  Donald Trump produced to prove he is a citizen. Notice any difference? (If the answer is no, please leave the planet immediately, since you are obviously not a member of the human race but an alien being sent here to make human beings miserable with your refusal to deal with reality.)

donald trump-fake-birth-certificate

As seen above, Donald Trump has produced what he purports to be his birth certificate.

Except the document is not an official New York City birth certificate, but rather a document generated by Jamaica Hospital, where Trump’s mother Mary allegedly gave birth in June 1946.

This is like the gift-shop version of birth certificates that hospitals use as souvenirs for relatives to take home and put on the refrigerator.

And this is the best that Donald Trump could come up with to prove his point? Sorry Mr. Trump, but before you even get to run for President, if this is all you can come up with, you’re fired.

Was Trump really born in Jamaica (the island) and did someone later alter the birth certificate to make it appear that he was born in Jamaica, Queens?  Unfortunately there are not enough Democrats gullible enough to form an entire movement around an urban myth.

Fact: In New York City Official birth certificates are issued (and maintained) by the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene’s Office of Vital Records.

So, what is Trump trying to hide? Is he actually a light skinned black man trying to hide in the family of a white multi-millionaire real estate developer, so that some day he could be the Jamaican Manchurian candidate sent here to restore Bob Marley’s true place in the universe?

Or is he just another dumb greedy white guy trying to get elected?

On a related note, Jamaica Hospital has been the recipient of significant financial donaltions from the Trump family. In fact, the Queens institution includes the Trump Pavilion, a nursing and rehabilitation facility that was named for Mary Trump.

In case you haven’t yet seen it, here is Obama’s birth certificate.  Mr. Trump, President Barack Obama showed you his, now it’s time to show us yours, if you’re man enough.





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