With all the outrageous rumors flying around this weekend about a potential major scandal about to be published about Gov. David Paterson by the NY Times, we decided it was time to put to rest perhaps the most outlandish one of all: there is (as far as we know) no sex tape with Paterson and The Jersey Shores’ Snooki! At least not yet. With the way the Governor’s office in New York has been since the Luv Guv Eliott Spitzer left town, ya never know.
Sorry Snooki fans, you’ll jst have to wait until she releases her own sex tape, which we hear just might be called Snooki’s Noookie.