Eric Massa Glenn BeckThe Urban Myth Politics Award du Jour goes to ex-Congressman Eric Massa (D for Dumb-NY) who continues his grab-ass train wreck of a political career with more blabbering nonsense on Glenn Beck’s Fox News show.  Coming just hours after news broke that the he was under investigation for groping multiple male staffers, Massa insisted that the interactions were playful in nature, though inappropriate in retrospect.


“Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe…I should have never allowed myself to be as familiar with my staff as I was… I own this misbehavior.”


So his sudden departure really has nothing to do with his opposition to Obama’s healthcare reform? You mean it really has to do with this guys obsession with naked Rahm Emmanuel in a shower and his own off-color comments to his own staff? In other words, Massa groped a male staffer’s staff, and and sure as the sun is in the sky, Massa, your ass is grass.

Give Glenn Beck some credit: he nails this jello head to the wall:




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