Thank God for atheist Bill Maher. We found out on his HBO show on Friday night that Tea Party Republican candidate Christine O’Donnell had practiced witchcraft as a teenager. But the last time we checked witches were not against masturbation, otherwise how do you explain their penchant for flying around with a broom between their legs?
“I dabbled into witchcraft! I never joined a coven! I hung around people who were doing these things! I’m not making this stuff up! I know what they told me they do! One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar and I didn’t know it! I mean, there was a little blood there and stuff like that! We went to a movie and then had a little picnic on a satanic altar!”
Why anyone in their right mind would admit, or even brag about practicing witchcraft is a mystery to us all. And thats the point: she is not in her right mind. And yet she is the Republican nominee for VP Joe Biden’s Senate seat in Delaware.
America, when crazy smacks you right in the face, and you still wont admit that someone is crazy, then you are the one who is crazy for voting these crazies into political office.
One more thing: who is the genuis that did Christine O’Donnell’s media training, Rosie O’Donnell?