Now Reading
21 Little Known Facts about Sarah Palin
0

Superhero Sarah Palin

Superhero Sarah Palin

 

We knew that Sarah Palin is really, truly amazing, but we bet you didn’t know these 21 Little Known Facts about our soon-to-be VP:   
1. Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin.  
2. Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels.
3. Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks.  
4. Sarah Palin wants you to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!  
5. Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List.
6. Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin’ ’bout.
7.When Sarah Palin attends ritual blood orgies, she always brings the most delicious ambrosia salad.  
8. To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin.  
9. Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?” 
10. Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience. 
11. Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!    
12. In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful. 
13. Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout. 
14. Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.
15. Sarah Palin was kicked off Survivor for killing a man and eating his entrails.
16. Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals. 
17. Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.
18. Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers. 
19. Sarah Palin is actually Kaiser Sose. 
20. There is a special place in Hell reserved for all of Sarah Palin’s enemies.
21. Sarah Palin can divide by zero.

 

Comments

comments

About The Author
Giovanni
Best selling author, connoisseur of pop culture, and professional Urban Mythologist, debunking your life since whenever.

Leave a Response