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Everyone loves a good drink!

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

 
But how do you know if you’ve drank too much?

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

 

22. It will all begin when you start feeling very happy and warm inside.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

 

21. You start getting very vocal with your opinions.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

 

20. You start attempting things you may not be physically capable of.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

Indoors or outdoors.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

19. You will most likely start getting dramatic.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

Physically…

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

And emotionally.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

And loud.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

 

There is a good chance that simple tasks will become very difficult.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

The urge to get up in front of everybody and make a scene will grow inside you.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

 
You will want to dance everywhere you go.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

 

And your general philosophy toward dancing will be:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

And you will probably start dancing in some inappropriate places.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

If your friend tries to leave the bar you say:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

But sitting down yourself will also get harder.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

If you use the bathroom you will probably forget bathroom etiquette.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

You may start doing things that annoy everyone around you:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

When your friends tell you that you are getting too drunk, you will most likely deny it:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

“GUYZ I GOT THIS” you will say.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

You will most likely need to eat, and the food will not be good for you.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

You will start to lose your coordination.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

So be careful!

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

Walking places will become more difficult.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

And society will feel like it’s conspiring against you!

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

You might try to operate machinery you are not qualified to use at the moment.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

This will almost always turn out bad for you.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

You may start hitting on people who may be out of your league.

You may start hitting on people who may be out of your league.

 

You may also start getting sexually inappropriate.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

Or making romantic decisions you wouldn’t otherwise.

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

You may even start getting romantic in the wrong places!

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

At the end of the night meeting someone new will be like:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

You may even lose your balance!

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

Last call will cause minor panic:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

And bar close will be a very sad time for you:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

And you might beg the bartender for another:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

You will most likely do some dumb things that you will regret in the morning.

You will most likely do some dumb things that you will regret in the morning.

If you are getting too drunk, this will most likely be you tomorrow:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

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If you are this drunk, you need to:

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And go home:

22 Ways To Tell If You Are Getting Too Drunk

 

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