Kirstie Alley revealed to Oprah that she has gained 85 pounds since her famous bikini-wearing stunt on Oprah two years ago. As everyone now knows she parted ways with Jenny Craig, with one source reporting she had a “physical confrontation” that involved biting Jenny Craig herself, leading to her termination as a spokesperson for the weight loss program.
As ridiculous as that sounds it all adds up to the real motivation behind Kirstie Alleys amazing weight gain and loss: publicity and money. Alley says she wants to have Obama’s body (sorry Kirstie but that one is already spoken for) and lose 80 pounds by November. And then guess what she want to do Turn the whole fiasco into her own weight loss program. Here’s and advance look at the Kirsite Alley Weight Loss program:
1) Become extremely skinny, bordering on anorexic. Take acting lessons but do not really learn how to act. Get real famous by actmg in TV series and then dumpt it to become a movie star. Make millions of dollars.
2) Lose all your money by buying the last Twinkie at every 7-11. Get really, really fat. Get ORCA fat. Complain to the world that its really hard to lose weight. Cry.
3) Try someone else’s weight loss program, lose a lot of weight, then gain it all back again. Go on Oprah and complain how hard it is to lose weight. Cry.
4) Lose lots of weight by any means possible (stomach stapling, jaw wiring, eat lost of bad Indian food) Lose a ton (literally) or weight. Launch your own weight loss program. Go on Oprah and tell everyone how easy your program is. Make gazillions. Laugh all the way to the bank as American women fall for the best weight loss scam since the grapefruit diet.