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From Gold Medals to Gold Diggers: Michael Phelps is our Urban Myths Person of the Day
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Hey mom, guess which cocktail waitress/topless model with tattos all over her back is coming to dinner?  And I love her! That’s not what you would expect eight time gold medal winner Michael Phelps to say to his mom.   But basically he just did.  And thats not all he’s doing to blow his fortune before he turns 25: he is reportedly hanging out at the poker tables in Vegas, a lot, and he’s really enjoying it.   Was there something that makes people’s IQ go into remission in that pool water in Beijing? Maybe Mr. Phelps should just melt down those gold medals right now and start planning for the estate liquidation.



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